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Nat Brown's avatar

This is really good on so many levels. "Ronald Dion DeSantis, Governor of the Planet of the Apes, er…sorry, Florida"!!!

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mark weiss's avatar

Duly noted that if I ever ever in a fight in my jail cell to use the hard surfaces as improvised weapons, and or to choose a knife with a rubber handle, not plastic…

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mark weiss's avatar

Mr. Robinson, are you aware that today is Mother’s Day?

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mark weiss's avatar

My bad: paragraph 13, Jordan Neely has a mother.

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