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"The old always must make room for the new. But when the new is worse than the old? Well, apparently, we do things like text and talk through movies, bootleg them, or don’t watch them at all."

THIS. A million fuk'n times. But let's apply it to music.

I wanted to be that curmudgeonly prick that would stick my fingers in my ears and utter the immortal line, "You call this music? Stop!" No. Now I just want to slap everybody new and young for boring the living hell out of me. I wish most of them would pass out in mid-yawn, mouth open into a four-foot mound of horseshit once they crashed from whatever taurine-derived energy drink they've been forced to pimp.

Kids today! Cowering to focus groups and the acquisition of market share, I tells ya...

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